iPad kid

A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream

2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES

3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers

5. Bulky iPad cases

6 dirty screen

Person1:dude look at that iPad kid

Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here

1: did that kid just shit there pants

2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you

13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story

1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run

and they all fuck died the end.

by itsdinocraft August 1, 2022

Kid Sticky

Kid sticky: sweat, spit, boogers, and unknown liquid and foods all combined together in an unidentifiable substance found on the hands, feet, and faces of all children under the age of 12

I was teaching a children's yoga class and all of the mats were covered in kid sticky by the end.

by Kilo_Foxtrot1 July 18, 2016

Anti Kid

A made up for Discriminating against kids

Never be anti Kid Please

by 459395 March 13, 2022

satellite kid

A kid who has gone on to study in a foreign country by himself at an early age.

Andrew, a satellite kid, has been going through an identity crisis recently.

by El_Jeferino October 7, 2017

2004 Kid

The year of birth in-between the 2000s kid generation and the 2010s kid generation. We were too young to fully experience 9/11 but came of age at a time of corrupt politicians and economic recession. Those who didn't play sports, participate as school leaders, have siblings (aka were only children), or become porn addicts likely looked into games and/or advancing memes to hide from the late 2010s's hardships.

A few 2004 kids might've been old enough to delve into Club Penguin, but more-so they played Minecraft and Call of Duty into oblivion until they were teenagers, and switched to social media like Instagram and Snapchat. 2004 kids were thankfully old enough to dodge Fortnite, but now trend in formerly-"cringe" TikTok.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 24, 2022

Minecraft kid

A kid who plays Minecraft and never shuts the fuck up of hating on fortnite they always make Excuses and say that to a few other games to they are 4-9 years old

Hating on a Minecraft kid

by Faisalshub February 11, 2022

Busso Kids

The are the kind of kids that are very nice but when you see a Busso high kid I advise running away.

Back away there are some Busso kids

by SnnopPotato August 17, 2019