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Israeli rim job

It's where you spread a woman's cheeks and plunge your tongue in her starfish and blow a raspberry with your mouth.
She said she wanted to get super freaky. So I gave her an Israeli rim job.
by InfamousMan79 July 29, 2019
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Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.
by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021
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steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business
Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022
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maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.
Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.
by Aminusvox September 22, 2019
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Negative Job Satisfaction

Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?
Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do
by SuzukiMazuki February 9, 2022
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Italian paint job

When one is walking with microwaved pasta, trips and throws pasta all over ones wall
Stephen fell down the stairs with leftovers, leaving an Italian paint job for his mom to clean up
by Dilfdaddychewski January 19, 2023
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neanderthal plate job

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"
by cullop April 3, 2010
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