Fat Boi Seven

He is just super duper fat! He sucks. He has diabetes, cancer and lots of other diseases now, even he is just 11!

Fat Boi Seven is so fat he was fatter than Yo Mama.

by U r Fat Mama Fat December 1, 2019

ugly fat noob

an ugly, fat, noob.

You're an Ugly Fat Noob, Kartha!

by catlaust June 10, 2020

Fat Boner Blaster

When you jerk off so hard to something you really aren't supposed to jerk off too, but you bust a fat nut anyways.

Me: Doctor! Help! I jerked off to something i wasn't supposed to jerk off to!
Doctor: Uhhh, What did you watch?
Me: Bandicoot pornos.
Doctor: Im sorry to say but, your dick is becoming a fat boner blaster.

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

fat stupid whale

Yo Mama

Yo Mama the fat stupid whale was near the beach again.

by TheBriMan1234569 November 10, 2014

SKINNY FAT PERSON

A person who doesn’t work out but maybe once a year, looks like they are in shape, but lacks great stamina, can’t even last on a treadmill for 10 minutes.

This girl rere walks around like she’s in shape but definitely has that skinny fat person look, she can’t hang with the big dawgs.

by #TheUrbanDictionaryGuy January 8, 2020

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

Fat Nose Jay

This is a name to call anyone that has a fat, plushy nose.

Amanda: Stop talking to me Jalen.

Jalen: Stfu fat ass.

Amanda: Bitch you stfu Fat Nose Jay.

by Am Papi November 8, 2016