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Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.
*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012
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cryin' whale eye

After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.
The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.
by Nate, Zach, Kyle December 9, 2007
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Ireland's Eye

A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.
I just dropped the biggest Ireland's Eye. That bathroom is going to stink for days!
by billberto March 18, 2005
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Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.
Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?
by Christina Farah December 9, 2006
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Glass eye

A glass eye is when you and your buddies are all in circle beating each other off so hard that your eyes become blurry and eventually go blind.
Hey, did you see the new guy?
Yeah, he was walking around the dorm room as if he couldn't see.

That's because he got a glass eye.
by Jake 9 May 19, 2017
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whispering eye

i'd love to see you... and your whispering eye...
by thecosbys. December 18, 2008
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Heart eyes

by E ta dish ti January 17, 2019
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