cow cunt

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.

That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.

by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004

Cunt Trimmer

An abnormally fucked up midget whom can be hired or enslaved with the help of Mexican midgets in order to trim ungodly, nappy ass pubic hair, that block the puss. Upon purchasing or capturing a Cunt Trimmer, one can expect a slue of non-christian slang by the midget when first encounters the vagina. Examples are hereby posted: Fuck that pussy is nasty! How can you fuck this shit man!, This is nastier and my daughters vagina! etc. The Cunt Trimmer first untangles the 5 inch long matted hair into locks of smelly shit. Upon completion, the Cunt Trimmer eats the hair and regurgitates it inside the vagina thus cleansing the pussy and eliminating any obstacles. A Cunt Trimmer can be bought at your nearest Walmart, just as a pharmacist. You can also find these demons roaming the streets of Atlanta.

"Hey Frank, what did you buy your wife for Christmas?"
"I bought her a Cunt Trimmer. Her pussy was getting so out of hand, i could no longer see her face."

Mom: "So suzzy what would you like for your sixteenth birthday?"
Daughter: "Well mom, i could really use a Cunt Trimmer, my pussy is getting so nasty that my boyfriend wont even sit in the same car with me, let alone eat me out."

OH SHIT, what is that? it looks like Godzilla, call the station. Find a Cunt Trimmer.

The Bitch sure could use a cunt trim.

by WG gansta December 16, 2008

Cunt Fuck

Can be used to offend people with

Also describes the act of Cunt Fucking or fucking ones cunt or that you are currently in the process of fucking you some good cunt.

...ex: why dont you just piss off you cunt fuck!
ex: i had an awesome cunt fuck last night Erol!

by mattw91 May 16, 2011

Cunt bandit

A cunt bandit is someone who steals the pootie, and then throws it away so nobody else can bang it.

Trent and all other faggots with similar names are prima facie examples of the cunt bandit.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Cunt Juice

Pussy beer, cheerleader beer, most commonly referred to as any mikes hard lemonade product. And/or any good tasting liquor, mostly drank by women.

"Man, you should down a jag bomb with me"
"nah, I think I want a mikes hard lemonade."
" why in the hell would you want some CUNT JUICE?"

by destructionofyou August 6, 2010

cunt bulge

A fat upper pussy area. See fupa.

Your mom would be pretty hot, if she could just get rid of that cunt bulge.

by Mai Vang July 15, 2004

Thunder Cunt

A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.

i.e.: "That I must say is one fierce Thunder Cunt!"

by Anonymous January 24, 2005