chinese double twister

when a guy shoves eggroles up his asshole and then shats it into the partners mouth

when we were at minglings dynasty for dinner we snuck into the bathroom i performerd a chinese double twister, it was magical.

by Gerald Archibald February 18, 2017

Double bum tum

This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

See photo: This phenomenon occurs when a man or woman has a beer belly and s/he wears a belt in the middle creating a bum-like effect.

Amaya: Ashleigh, do you think this belt looks nice?
Ashleigh: nah. I think it gives you double bum tum

by No dbt September 23, 2015

double yoshi exploshi

Dank exploding yoshis. Just Google it

Wooshi it's a double Yoshi exploshi!!!!!!

by Trains Lol December 8, 2017

double third-wheeling

When two of your best friends date each other, so that means you're third-wheeling both.

"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn August 6, 2018

Double Barrel Shit

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

by Lil_Bird414 April 28, 2022

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016

Double Dick throwdown

When two dudes slap each others dick while using their dicks as swords to hit the other dick. The first one to ejaculate loses.

1. Tonight in my basement, their will be a double dick throwdown.
2. I will be competing in a double dick throwdown.

by Faktz November 12, 2016