Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022

penis lynching

When you are about to cum and you grip right under the head of your penis as to not let anything come out. It's painful yet satisfying.

Oh my God dude, last night she gave me a penis lynching! It hurt like a son of a bitch, but I would totally do it again!

by Janae's snatcher July 5, 2016

penis town

"im going to penis town" or "just got out of penis town" is two sentenses using the word "penis town". "penis town" is a way to say that something sucks, penis town is where you go when youre at the lowest point in your life. and where you got whatever sucks so badly.

after this im headed straight to penis town.

by penis townsman September 2, 2022

carpe penis

A semi-Latin word that you can use to make your friends (who hopefully do not know Latin) think you are deep and funny. It's also a great pickup line to use in bars and clubs.

"Yo bitch, my motto is "Carpe Penis"; "Seize the penis"

"Omg ily stick it in me.

by smellybaptist July 25, 2007

penis pump

a tail-pipe resonator on 4-cyl car

"John is so lame. He put a penis pump on his Ford Focus."

by adam barto October 15, 2007