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maximum blow job

A blow job that gives 110% giving the shaft, balls, gooch, and (for the real freaks) some anal finger play. This is the type of blow job that leaves your legs quivering and makes you busy a massive load. Typically, a maximum blow job is best performed by a person without a strong gag reflex. It can also include in the introduction of certain toys that enhance the experience.
Dude she gave me a maximum blow job. Had me walking like a newborn faun after.
by Aminusvox September 22, 2019
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Donemana Hand Job

A Donemana handy, is a sexual act that must take place in the village of Donemana.

The act must be done in a vehicle driving around Donemana accompanied by loud Irish rebel music and the aim is to finish the job before your vehicle is attacked.

If you finish before you are forced to leave you win.
I'm feeling dangerous, why don't we attempt a Donemana Hand Job tonight?
by Riskyreacharound March 30, 2020
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neanderthal plate job

" When she gave me a neanderthal plate job, I didn't know I was going to need a towel"
by cullop April 3, 2010
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Wall-E Job

The sexual act of sticking your penis into Wall-e's trash cumbuster and consistently thrusting. The man must do so until his penis is chopped off and formed into a trash cube by Wall-E
After the man saw the movie Wall-E he became so aroused thst he attempted the Wall-E Job
by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016
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Israeli rim job

It's where you spread a woman's cheeks and plunge your tongue in her starfish and blow a raspberry with your mouth.
She said she wanted to get super freaky. So I gave her an Israeli rim job.
by InfamousMan79 July 29, 2019
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Vancouver hand job

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.
Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.
by Bane1717 August 4, 2016
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blow job knob

Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.
And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.
by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017
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