John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

andrew john hsur

sweet boy who is the ultimate deepwoken master. quiet but is secretly Napoleon. HE IS THE MAN THAT SUMMONS!!!!

you should fear andrew john hsur

by iluvmoney January 12, 2023

Hood niga john

Hood Niga John is the our lord and savior (The holiest name of Jeses Christ) the son of King Nigger (The holiest name of God)

“Thou shall go to church and pray to Hood Niga John every Sunday morning”

by Hoodlumfromdahood November 25, 2021

john glover smith

loves cars and top gear

john glover smith you are a conservative

by derekk glasses April 27, 2022

Jimmy Jizzy John

When She jerks you off with mayonnaise, and after you cum she slaps it on a turkey sandwich and goes to town eating it

She gave him a Jimmy Jizzy John and wasn’t hungry after

by TRIXareForMeHoe June 18, 2023

Long John Silver's

A fast food chain that always annoys customers

Long John Silver's is the best.

by gcollier July 14, 2021

John Quincy Adams

American statesman, diplomat, lawyer and diarist.
6th President of the United States (1825-1829)

John Quincy Adams was the sixth President of the United States.

by slayert March 7, 2022