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Good job bob

A positive message given when a person has accomplished a task.
Well done!”
*bob is simply a rhyming name for job and is not a specific person*
I am so proud of you getting that certificate, good job bob!
by Whiskeyblack2 January 22, 2023
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Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis
Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.
by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016
mugGet the Flaccid Knob Jobmug.

Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022
mugGet the Alabama spit jobmug.

Entry-Level Job

A term that used to mean a job is supposed to be for people with no experience who are breaking into the respective industry.

Now it just means a job that pays jackshit but demands someone with mid or even senior levels of knowledge or experience.
"Entry-level job! We're looking for candidates to have 3-5 years of experience with a 4 year degree, do the job of 3 people! Paying $15/h"
by EverydayEverynight July 8, 2022
mugGet the Entry-Level Jobmug.

Vancouver hand job

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.
Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.
by Bane1717 August 4, 2016
mugGet the Vancouver hand jobmug.

steve jobs syndrome

when someone, usually an entrepreneur in silicon valley, believes they are on the same level as steve jobs when really they don’t even have a profitable business
Person 1: did you hear about the silicon valley CEO with steve jobs syndrome?
Person 2: isn’t that every silicon valley CEO?
by jaejaedebut March 26, 2022
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Fuck Steve Jobs

Exclamation muttered when an Apple product malfunctions or loses battery power after one hour. Uttered when Apple map sends you to the wrong location. When you find out the next Apple Phone is $1200 and does exactly the same thing your old Apple phone did.
Where the hell are we? Fuck Steve Jobs. I just charged this I pad. Fuck Steve Jobs.
by Angry Chicken Lady June 15, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Steve Jobsmug.

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