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stream-jacking

is when someone spams your Google+ stream with lengthy posts so you have to scroll like crazy for posts of your other followees.

Stream-jacking is performed by self-important people who enjoy smelling their own farts.
A stream jacker is highly probable an attention whore
Oh man, this fella is stream-jacking the crap out of my Google+.

I've had it with you and your attention seeking. So long, stream-jacker. (Pressing delete key)

Stream-jack your mama, bitch. (Pressing delete key)
by MrZee June 12, 2012
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Rear Jacking

Rear jacking is the event of walking up to a taxi cab at a red light which has a passenger in the back, and then opening the rear doors, pulling out the passengers, and stealing their ride.
Zach: "Yeah, so i was riding in a taxi the other day right, when all of the suden some guy walks up to the door and pulled me out and then got in!"

Will: "So....you got...like, car jacked?"

Zach: "Naw dude, I was the victim of a Rear Jacking by some bumba clot".
by ZeeEss July 1, 2008
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Jack Tomlinson

Over-sensitive pussy, whitest motherfucker on the planet, acts cool and hangs with all the older kids, falls in love too easy, and doesn't know when to let go. Usually acts homophobic, but on the inside is a complete queer.
"Yo do you see jack tomlinson"
"His last song is shit"
by jet.3 April 5, 2019
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Pillow Jacked

When one has insufficient pillows on thy threshold for the amount of bros looking to rest thine heads and at least one bro is left without a pillow because everyone else is a faggot.
Me: Yo dude, I'm hittin' the sack

Bro: Aight me too.

(Takes the last pillow)

Me: What the fuck bro? You totally just pillow jacked me!
by MysterMaan July 31, 2011
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Mo Jacked

When some one ask you for countless ciggerettes, beers, shots, hits on a blunt, money for their cocain addiction,trying to scheme you into selling your playstation 2, or telling you he wants to sleep over and wont leave for 6 months, if you give into any of these you just got Mo jacked
Alex: Man I totally felt bad for this homless kid, i gave him cig's, weed, beer, let him crash here.

Jack: Well that was real nice of you man.

Alex: Yeah well the problem is that he has become a leach persay, he gets billigerntly drunk in front of my parents, and wears my clothes like they are his.

Jack: Oh shit man, you tottaly got Mo jacked
by jackchrizontay February 16, 2009
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Jack in the Box

When a man masturbates into a cardboard box and delivers it to his girlfriend
Girl: “WTF is this?”

Dude: “You said that you like Jack in the Box?!”
by Hhfttx April 1, 2021
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wallet jacked

Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.
Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.

Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!
by zodiac711 October 24, 2010
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