The sweet, kind guy who showed his feelings and genuinely cared for a woman and would have treated her like a treasure.
If you are reading this, you are the one that got away, and the girl who went back to the other guy instead of dating you regrets her decision.
by anonymous February 4, 2022
Get the The one that got away mug.A woman who is so fat that when you are getting it on with her you only have to hump her once. Her fat keeps her jiggling for long enough to make it seem like you are still fucking
Man, last night I was with a one hump pump. I left after one hump and she was still shaking when I left 4 hours later!
by maz33 May 3, 2008
Get the one hump pump mug.Having a one track mind refers to the instance that there is currently only one specific thing on your mind (which you may or may not make clear to your environment by returning again and again to said thing in conversations).
Guy: Dude, Barack Obama's speech was wicked last night!
The Other Guy: Uhmm, yeah, it was all right.
Guy: Oh, and dude! Did you hear about the puppy he wants to get? OMG, it's so cool.
The Other Guy: Yeahh...
Guy: Hey, you know what dude? Barack Obama, ---
The Other Guy: Bro, you got one sick one track mind!
Guy: Let's just come back to Barack Obama for a sec...
The Other Guy: Uhmm, yeah, it was all right.
Guy: Oh, and dude! Did you hear about the puppy he wants to get? OMG, it's so cool.
The Other Guy: Yeahh...
Guy: Hey, you know what dude? Barack Obama, ---
The Other Guy: Bro, you got one sick one track mind!
Guy: Let's just come back to Barack Obama for a sec...
by Jaidte January 27, 2009
Get the one track mind mug.Navy phonetic alphabet code for "Standing by and ready to assist.
In the days before radio, seafarers devised a system of communication based upon flags and pennants. Warships in battle line received visual orders from their commander. Merchant vessels plying the ocean's trade routes "spoke" by signal flag. Eventually, an international signal code evolved recognized by the navies and merchant fleets of all nations.
Almost any message that can be communicated by the human voice can be represented by a series of signal pennants. The topmost flag, the international answering pennant, signifies that the vessel has received a distress call - CHARLIE GOLF "Stand by to Assist Me" and is responding to that request. The remaining three pennants, CHARLIE GOLF ONE say "I will stand by to assist you." These four pennants reflect a long maritime tradition.
In the days before radio, seafarers devised a system of communication based upon flags and pennants. Warships in battle line received visual orders from their commander. Merchant vessels plying the ocean's trade routes "spoke" by signal flag. Eventually, an international signal code evolved recognized by the navies and merchant fleets of all nations.
Almost any message that can be communicated by the human voice can be represented by a series of signal pennants. The topmost flag, the international answering pennant, signifies that the vessel has received a distress call - CHARLIE GOLF "Stand by to Assist Me" and is responding to that request. The remaining three pennants, CHARLIE GOLF ONE say "I will stand by to assist you." These four pennants reflect a long maritime tradition.
by Larry Peer March 8, 2008
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Get the one hung low mug.Man that Taco Bell is running through me, I'm gonna go to the restroom and smash one out.
I think I'm going to watch some porn and smash one out!
We're losing by 4 points, let's go out there and smash some out!!!
The teacher wants the class to write a 4 page paper about blow jobs, guess I better get home and smash it out!!
I think I'm going to watch some porn and smash one out!
We're losing by 4 points, let's go out there and smash some out!!!
The teacher wants the class to write a 4 page paper about blow jobs, guess I better get home and smash it out!!
by EatingBears March 3, 2011
Get the Smash one out mug.A one-room schoolhouse is a bathroom in a commercial establishment where the sinks, toilets, and urinals (if applicable) are in the same room, not separated by partitions.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.
The term comes from schools from the early 20th century which were the same way -- one room was the entire building, all grades of student in together.
A: "Let's go to Hook's restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."
B: "No, I hate that place. Whenever I have to go to the bathroom, it's a one-room schoolhouse. Someone will be in there and either he doesn't lock the door and I end up walking in on him and usually see him naked or the person does lock the door and I'm stuck awkwardly waiting in the way of the servers leaving the kitchen in full view of the restraunt."
by Suge Knight March 11, 2006
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