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cheezed balls

"Dude, I had sex with that chick from that place last night! I think she had a yeast infection cuz her vagina was all like white and cheezy, now I have cheezed balls!"
by M. Lara January 30, 2007
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Ball Flower

When you cut a hole in the bottom of a paper plate or doily and put your balls through the hole, creating the image of a flower that will be entertaining for all party guests.
Did you see Wes pull off the Ball Flower at the party last night?

Yeah, all the girls were laughing at the small size of his balls. No wonder he needs so much chloroform.
by W K Enterprises January 15, 2011
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Smart balls

A kinky sex toy, that is inserted in the ass or the vaginal area.
yo chris can I borrow some smart balls I goig to have an erotic night with my girlfriends sister
by yo momma hoeeeeee March 5, 2009
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ball dribbler

when a person is getting a blow job and bounces his ball sack off the other person's chin giving the impression that he is dribbling his balls
jack dribbled his balls on jills chin while getting his dick sucked. therefore he became a ball dribbler.
by djh18 June 29, 2009
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Bambi Balls

Premature ejaculation. Ejaculating within the first few thrusts of sexual intercourse.
I was banging my girlfriend this morning and blew my bolt in eight seconds flat. I had a definite case of Bambi Balls.
by Mallaz April 10, 2011
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Qweef Ball

The game of Qweef ball requires players and a tennis ball. the goal is quite simple. throw the ball into the gap in the couch cushions that represent a vagina. when you barely miss, or it pops out, this is considered to be a premature ejaculation. when it hits both cushions, but it doesn't go in, this is called a sideways splatter. The game is just like around the world with basketball, but you just take a large step back and shoot the tennis ball. Have fun and qweef your way into the fun!!!!!!!
Qweef ball!!!! THROW THAT SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!
by Merv the Perv March 11, 2014
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Muscle Ball

An undersized running back who is hard to tackle due to his lack of height, low center of gravity, stocky build and extremely thick lower body.
1) Damn! Maurice Jones-Drew just ripped my fantasy team defense for 174 yards and two touchdowns! That dude is a muscle-ball, you just can't tackle him!

2) That runningback is a damn muscle ball! We couldn't tackle him in a phone booth!

muscle jones-drew football
by Coach Thomas October 24, 2011
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