Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.

Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"

by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021

Sushi Water

What happened when Roey and Jonathan are close to each other.

Jachnun tastes good in sushi water

by Doodle tools June 3, 2025

Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.

Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.

by RW1994 October 12, 2021

Whatever keeps you on the water

An alternative to "whatever floats your boat"

Person 1: "I would love to take a bath in yogurt"
Person 2: "whatever keeps you on the water dude."

by Bonebaby November 25, 2018

The tastier the water, the closer to heaven

People who find joy in the everyday are closer to living a happy and wholesome life

the tastier the water, the closer to heaven

by peejaylaylay February 17, 2021

Russian tap water

A cocktail consisting of

• Vodka
• Water

Oh dude can you order me a Russian tap water, I’ll pay you back later

by SammyHammy May 25, 2023

water

Water, water is a hydrogen-infused clear liquid substance, but it may be too overwhelming by it being a literal “hydrogen-infused clear liquid substance” But. It is really a healthy substance and it can help your liver and heart, but the downside to water is making kids or teens alike too over-energetic. It can make kids/teens over-the-top energetic, and parents and people alike say “Water is too overwhelming for the young.” People agree. But, water can be also used for science and making vaccines for stuff. Because the cells in water make the bad stuff go away in a jiffy! But water is great to.

No Terry! Don’t drink that much water before our football game, it’ll make you too energetic and you’ll be exhausted during the game! Plus, it’s a very important match too!

by Zeff(ery) November 8, 2022