Junk Hand

A hand that has touched another mans balls and then slaps/punches someone else with the same hand

Rubing your hand on your dick then slapping your girlfriend in the face with that hand, then say "you just got junk handed hoe"

by booby bill man March 14, 2011

Lesbian Hands

Used in sport to describe someone who can’t handle balls.

Did you see Buddy Franklin’s overhead mark? The ball went straight through his lesbian hands.

by Big_Hoss May 6, 2018

Harvey Hand Grenade

Invented in Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada. A form of foreplay whereby the fist is inserted into the partner's rectum. Once fully inserted past the wrist one attempts to fully open the hand and extend all digits. When performed solo it is referred to as the Harvey High Five.

Due to an increase in medical expenses the Harvey Hand Grenade is now forbidden in all New Brunswick Prisons.

by Noisy as Dry Buggery October 3, 2010

shaking hands with jfk

Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk

by Leonard devine July 1, 2008

Hand/finger rape

vb when greeting another person, the one person holds out his/her hand and the other person sticks his/her finger into the other person's hand as if they're fingering your hand.

Daneal and Divan greet each other every day, but every time Divan holds out his hand, Daneal "fingers" his hand instead of shaking it. Divan: "Don't hand/finger rape, me, man!"

by Mr. DL April 12, 2014

Hand Tossed Crust

The dried remainder, after masterbation, on ones hand, inner thigh, stomach or any other part of the body, which was not completely cleaned off.

I was interupted while masterbating and later notice the Hand tossed crust on my wrist.

by CEBSR September 28, 2012

Post Wank Hands

The state your hands are in after a wank

Post Wank Hands

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010