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roku and rim job

Similar to netflix and chill, but with an exotic twist. Make sure your girl wipes first!
So last night I was binge watching on roku , I decided to roku and rim job on my gal. Thank god she cleaned her o ring before I went south
by Jeffgordon2444 June 13, 2016
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blow job knob

Otherwise know as the "Man Bun." a dude that wears longer hair on top of his head, with his sisters hair tie and makes a bun on top of his head for other men to grab onto while he gives him a blow job.
And that's when I grabbed that hipster by his blow job knob while he sucked my dick.
by Tripnik5 October 16, 2017
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Vancouver hand job

When a woman is standing behind a male so that her chest is against his back and jerks him off.
Yeah man, we were both in the shower. She pressed her huge fuckin' tits against my back when she started to give me a Vancouver hand job.
by Bane1717 August 4, 2016
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Good job bob

A positive message given when a person has accomplished a task.
Well done!”
*bob is simply a rhyming name for job and is not a specific person*
I am so proud of you getting that certificate, good job bob!
by Whiskeyblack2 January 22, 2023
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Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis
Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.
by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016
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Alabama spit job

When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
She was so darn dry, but I just put in my Grizzly, that I had to do an Alabama spit job on her.
by AlabamaSpit April 26, 2022
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montauk mash job

When you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandy af.

The act of really going to town on someone's private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.

A "Sandy Handy" but with a little more gusto!

This is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really "just mashing it." You also don't have to be in Montauk, or on a beach.
"Whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other Montauk Mash Jobs under the boardwalk" -- an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on Long Island

"Yeah she gave me the ole' Montauk Mash Job" -- a guy with severe sand burns on his dick

Guy 1: "She was trying to grind my dick into dust with her sandy hands"
Guy 2: "So she gave you the montauk mash job"
by #SquidKid April 24, 2017
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