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Jackie-J

Proceed with caution. When she sets her sights on something she will stop at nothing to get it. Even if it means hiding life-sustaining medication from disabled people in order to benefit from the inevitable outcome. Even innocent children are not safe from her ill deeds. A beauty from afar but only so-so up close. Very insecure and constantly putting anyone she perceives as a threat down in an attempt to make herself seem better by comparison.
"This is the 3rd person in this family to turn up dead in the past 3 months- & they all coincidentally had life insurance policies purchased for them in the weeks before they died! What kind of impatient nit-wit would think no one would notice this?"

"Umm, Jackie-J of course. Duh."
by SoloMissionToMars July 20, 2023
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J-hope

The person named j-hope is really a sunshine for every he can make your day bright in a second the reason we call that person sunshine is because his smile is like a sunshine and can make your day brighten like sunshine and also he is your hope.He loves you with his whole heart and can do anything to make you happy he always lies that he is okay when he is not so you don't stress yourself.
J-hope is our sunshine.
by 777luckyourhope December 15, 2021
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j

by am supre bord March 21, 2022
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PB&J

The act of covering your girlfriend in strawberry jam and releasing diarhea all over her then slurping it all up.
Did you here about Sarah and Brad?!? Apparently they pulled a PB&J last night!
by Jlmao29 September 7, 2016
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/j

/J is bullshit that nerds use, it means "joke" and is used by weak and stupid people who think everything can be offfensive
by Anon37 September 15, 2023
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j-rag

Jesus-loving Republican Against Gays

A person who loves jesus and all things republican, and is against the unholy. Votes for the right no matter what, because the right is always right. Sometimes seen written as jesus-rag.
"Are we going to the church group at 6:00?"
"Hecken yeah I love those j-rags!"
by BlakeLovesGod July 2, 2022
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J Dog

J dog is a name given to the most pimp people with names that start with “J”
If you are ever lucky enough to meet one, you’ll know that they are packin... huge cock and balls... a real punisher. Unfortunately it is just too big which makes girls avoid the parylized life which is guaranteed after sleeping with him.
Person 1: Yo when was tht tower built
Person 2: That’s just J Dog’s dick bro
by Lil Lank February 19, 2021
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