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Black Beauty

A very large, horselike member, with impressive girth, enormous length and unbelievable stamina. Typically known for its forceful ejaculation and long strokes (or strides). Named for its similarity to the male horse genitalia and its dark color.
"Charles doesn't use Black Beauty to plow fields, but rather your mom, sister, wife and daughter."
by Mr B. Beauty February 21, 2004
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Black person

by Look daddy a black person April 16, 2019
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blacked alabaster

Generally red headed white girl - or very pale skinned white girl whose been with a black man and in the old cliche gone black and isn't going back
Jemma the red head from down the street was always hanging around with black guys. Her very pale white skin struck a real contrast against some of the real dark black guys " wow she's a real blacked alabaster "
by nworshipunlimited January 16, 2009
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Black Cowboy

"I'll have a black cowboy with a side of fries."
by Pegleg September 19, 2004
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Black Caucus

The African- American ritual of the extended morning greeting. It involves a seemingly endless string of platitudes & small-talk around the office coffee machine between the hours of 7:15 AM & 9:30 AM. The instigator is usually a middle-aged black woman (ankle bracelet & mules optional) or an overweight black male with a limp or lazy eye. Others in the workplace are annoyed by extended conversation as it inhibits a productive start to the morning. The downside of not engaging in the black caucus is that you are typically viewed as rude or "not raised right by yo' momma."
Cheryl: "How you doing this morning, Dante?"

Dante: "Good, good. Just trying to, ah, maintain. You know."

Cheryl: "I know, I know. You've got to do what you can do. I'm s'rious."

Dante:"No doubt, no doubt."

Cheryl: "Mm-hmm. That's right."

(This mindless, directionless black caucus can go on for up to 15 minutes.)
by Improv75 June 17, 2009
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black chad

The complete and total opposite of a Chad. Will fuck your bitch. You wear sunglasses. The sun wears "Black Chad glasses". Whole lotta gang shit.
Damn I'm glad that Chad isn't my friend Black Chad. Otherwise I'd have to brush my teeth with a fucking pistol.
by Mynameisntconrad November 17, 2017
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Black Doctor

Something that is un-herd of

He usuly is riding his bike and then he was struck by a lightning and then he can read real fast and is good at scince and math. And when asked where he got the bike you must promptly say "He stole it!"
"Did you heir about Trevor i heir he was ridding he bike, and got struck by lightin! now he's plaing to be a Black Doctor!"
by Sok670001 October 29, 2011
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