The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...
"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"
by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017
Get the friend boned mug.someone who said they would always be there for you but they aren't. someone who one day decides you aren't worth their time and try to find someone better. someone you thought you could rely on, but then stabs you in the back in the process of their betrayal. a fake friend is a person that makes you feel worthless, jealous, angry, and sad, all at the same time. you can never rely on them, but somehow, you stay with them. in that toxic relationship you can't get out of. there is no escape from them. you just have to sit there and wait.
erin: i don't know what to do. i don't know how to act around her.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
elly: she's a fake friend. dont hang around her so much if you keep feeling this pain.
by en@gy November 20, 2018
Get the fake friend mug.To go out to a party. Drinking, partying, laughing, having fun. Then, as the person or people you are out with head home. Then you find/call your other/more friends to chill or party with.
These "Friend Benges" Can go on up to days at a time. Then you cash. HARD, because fun is the most addicting thing you can do without drugs.
People can become addicted to this. Losing sleep. Not shaving. Smelling bad. But most come to their sense by day 2 or 3.
These "Friend Benges" Can go on up to days at a time. Then you cash. HARD, because fun is the most addicting thing you can do without drugs.
People can become addicted to this. Losing sleep. Not shaving. Smelling bad. But most come to their sense by day 2 or 3.
Randall: Tanner why does Blake seem out of it?
Tanner: I don't know.
Blake: Because I've been on a 2 day Friend Benge.
Randall: Wow. You look scruffy.
Tanner: I don't know.
Blake: Because I've been on a 2 day Friend Benge.
Randall: Wow. You look scruffy.
by SirDank January 24, 2010
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Get the backseat friend mug.When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.
Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.
Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.
Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.
by FlowJo February 28, 2017
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You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.
Use: "What a Justice friend"
You light up a cigarette at the beach and someone demands
you put it out.
e.g. 2:
A person who picks up a piece of litter that you have just dropped and places it in a bin.
Use: "What a Justice friend"
by dave January 19, 2005
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