Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

by M. H. M July 16, 2023

Penis Reduction

Penis Reduction is when you see a old grandma while Horny.
And you lose your erection

Billy: Yo i got the Penis Reduction while looking at margrets vagina
Bob: Billy you cheating on your wife again?

by canadianpersonidk November 2, 2021

Penis Honker

Used to describe someone who briefly squeezes the head of a penis like a clown would honk their nose

John: I've heard Ralph is a real Penis Honker in bed
Ralph: Oh thanks you clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 15, 2018

Asher's penis

A Very long object that is only given to the big booty hoes

"Hey look its asher's penis!" "WOW its very long can i touch it?"

by BigBoyShlong November 4, 2020

Todd's penis

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more

Todd's penis is a large boomerang

by ButterNips June 8, 2018

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

Nigga penis

Big black genital organ

Cole has a huge black nigga penis

by KMONEY9674 September 3, 2023