school handbook

Basically the Terms of Service for a school or university. Just like the regular terms, nobody obviously reads it but they still break a few of its rules.

Before you attend your first year here, you better read our school handbook!

by The Real Driller October 8, 2020

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High School

Bassicallly another way to say shooting range.

“Where are you taking that gun?”
“To high school.”

by Mommy’s spicy boy December 14, 2017

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Middle School is the first stage in your life where you feel out of place. You’re surrounded by toxic, rude, fake, annoying people. Everyone else seems to be fine without you. Even the “weird” kids have a good time, because they don’t care about what people think about them, unlike you. You have to maintain a certain picture and are full of emotions because of the pressure that is put on you. You have to have good grades, look presentable, and be “nice”, also know as fake. You constantly have to choose a side in an argument you had no part of in the first place. In the end you end up hating half of the boys at your school because your “friends” “dated” them and they broke up after two weeks. You feel like you can’t be yourself or you’ll be judged. You can’t say anything because people will think it’s offensive, but you can’t not say anything because then people will think you’re boring and won’t want to be friends with you. And for some weird reason you get made fun of for going to bed before 12 a.m. and liking a different sports team. If you like different things than other people you’re considered weird. You’re forced to be this way, and in the end, you end up as one of those toxic, rude, fake, annoying people you said you would never be.

I’m so over middle school and it’s toxic impact.

by tOXictEeNAGer February 15, 2020

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School Restroom

Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.

Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.

Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*

Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.

by Fagimus March 4, 2021

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