montauk mash job

When you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandy af.

The act of really going to town on someone's private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.

A "Sandy Handy" but with a little more gusto!

This is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really "just mashing it." You also don't have to be in Montauk, or on a beach.

"Whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other Montauk Mash Jobs under the boardwalk" -- an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on Long Island

"Yeah she gave me the ole' Montauk Mash Job" -- a guy with severe sand burns on his dick

Guy 1: "She was trying to grind my dick into dust with her sandy hands"
Guy 2: "So she gave you the montauk mash job"

by #SquidKid April 24, 2017

Wuhan Rim Job

The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.

How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.

by Dick Onchin March 4, 2021

Jamaican Paint job

When a guy cums into a glass of a mixture of Tomato Sauce and Mustard then forcing the chick to drink it and puke back in to the same glass, re drink it and spray it all over herself.

" Time for a Jamaican Paint Job "

by Wizrdlys February 6, 2015

rhino blow job

A blow job with smooth side to side movement.

Mat gave a good Rhino blow job last night.

by Slidyslder February 11, 2014

C&P Job

A way of saying that someone has copied and pasted a slab of information, disregarding the concept of plagiarism

"Look how much information is on that slide"
"Yeah, but I reckon he's done a bit of a C&P Job"

by casa8203 August 16, 2018

roku and rim job

Similar to netflix and chill, but with an exotic twist. Make sure your girl wipes first!

So last night I was binge watching on roku , I decided to roku and rim job on my gal. Thank god she cleaned her o ring before I went south

by Jeffgordon2444 June 13, 2016

Negative Job Satisfaction

Negative Job Satisfaction is where one or more people like to waste peoples job time espcailly scammers. The word came from Atomic Shrimps video called ‘A Little Nonsense Now And Then (Scambaiting) - Also FAQ: Why Do Scammers Ask For Your Personal Details?

Joesph: In my free time i like to do something called Negative Job Satisfaction.
Joe: Don’t people do that usually against scammers?
Joesph: Yes they do

by SuzukiMazuki February 9, 2022