A golf fantatic. A dimple head is somebody who lives and dies by the links. Others may bash a dimple head for being weird and way too obsessive over golf, but only true dimple heads will ignore the haters and continue on with their way of life. Golf life isn’t a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
“I asked my husband the other day if he would like to go out apple picking and take pictures but all he wants to do is play stupid golf with his alcoholic friends. My husband is such a dimple head.”
“Broooo this dude walking by is wearing a LIV Golf hat.. dimple head for life!”
“Our round took over five hours. This dimple head dip shit held up the whole entire course. He was on the phone constantly; and at one point he was working on his laptop at the tee box.”
“Tim works at the PGA Superstore AND has a country club membership. He is quite the dimple head.”
“I won so much money on Scottie Scheffler and Cameron Smith last year. One thing we have in common is we are all dimple heads.”
“Broooo this dude walking by is wearing a LIV Golf hat.. dimple head for life!”
“Our round took over five hours. This dimple head dip shit held up the whole entire course. He was on the phone constantly; and at one point he was working on his laptop at the tee box.”
“Tim works at the PGA Superstore AND has a country club membership. He is quite the dimple head.”
“I won so much money on Scottie Scheffler and Cameron Smith last year. One thing we have in common is we are all dimple heads.”
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Detective Theo Kojak is quite the fairy head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Kevin, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Jake, Jason, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, Tom, David, and Greg are all fairy heads; they are all content to forgo hats in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Kevin, Harun, Hayden, Harvey, Hamilton, Harold, Jake, Jason, Fargo, Theo, Lincoln, Herman, Tom, David, and Greg are all fairy heads; they are all content to forgo hats in cold weather, no matter how cold it is.
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"Marvin is Pütsepp in the head"
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Get the Pütsepp in the head mug.When you date a girl for a month without getting head so you know it's going nowhere or she must be a lesbian/alien.
Jroc: How long have you and ashley been going out?
Vanilla wafer$: A month bromosabi.
Jroc: And she still hasn't prayed at the altar? man you guys are headed-nowhere.
Vanilla wafer$: A month bromosabi.
Jroc: And she still hasn't prayed at the altar? man you guys are headed-nowhere.
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