cock on the flop

A non-erect or flaccid penis.

I’ve heard Matt has a big cock on the flop.

by 10010011 December 12, 2018

Pineapple Cock

a penis that has multiple bumps resembling the roughness of the outside of a pineapple

"My pineapple cock looks terrible!"

by shaboinga January 1, 2012

Cock hole

A derogatory term to describe ones mouth, mostly used to describe a heterosexual Male's mouth as to sucking a penis, a soldier that is constantly talking and shit talking , To demoralize them instead of telling them to shut up , military term

You maggots, shut those cock holes, and get in formation.

by Crazy eighties September 6, 2021

halfer cock

An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.

My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.

by Elwood69er October 1, 2017

Alarm cock

When you are awoken by your partner giving you oral sex a few minutes before your actual alarm goes off.

I had to wake up extra early for work, fortunately my girlfriend was up early and she woke me up using the alarm cock.

by C Rizzle3 March 18, 2017

cock fobbler

som one who fobbles their cock

fobbler of cock, DW,cock fobbler

by jukiytehrufh August 4, 2008

Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.

Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!

by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022