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my hand is a dolphin

Found in Brock Baker's parody of Rebecca Black's viral song, "Friday". It is used to describe the wavy motion of one of the kid's hands when they're driving in the car.
Person 1: *waves hand* "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!!11ONEONE"
by purplechik14 April 16, 2011
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913 my love

From this experience some days & nights are insanely hard without you next to me, I am physically feeling an ache. You are my literal muse I look upto you so much & adore you with all of my heart. Never forget how amazing you are. No word could ever express my gratitude towards you for being here with & for me.
I promise you I will never give up on you.
Im hear waiting for you every single day no matter the months or years, it will always always alwayss be you. ❤️
by Hehehe555 October 9, 2023
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my hands are bisexual

It's means that the person will fight both boys and girls. aka both genders.
Girl: Who the fuck think you taking to you?!

Boy: You ugly, my hands are bisexual i'll beat ya ass fuck you mean.

Or it could be the other way around.
by Snatchedyauglyass March 4, 2017
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Lick my knob

An insincere request for a blow job said in a sarcastic or condescending manner.
"My boss asked me to come in for work during my vacation. I told him he could lick my knob first."
by elemkay May 20, 2008
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Hold my beer

Last thing you say before wakin up at the hospital
We were having a sick night yesterday and the last thing I remember is saying "Hold my beer and watch this".
by g1224 September 26, 2020
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grease my weasel

A command:

To grease a weasel.
To pleasure or service a penis, particularly in any form that involves lots of wetness.
"Your mom loves to grease my weasel Veselin!"

"Tara Reid gives the sloppiest BJ's. What a weasel greaser!"
by zxcvcxz March 12, 2008
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wearing my rolex

When a girl is really into you, she is (figuritivley) wearing your rolex.
Andrew: Man, that girl wants you.
Mitch: Yeah boiii, she is definitly wearing my rolex.
by mitch dawwwg July 27, 2008
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