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Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011
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Jack Cristy

Can't even spell my last name retard eshay. He just tells the truth you don't bother him he won't bother.
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person
Jack Cristy why you tryna bother him your get outsmarted
by HuxChrist June 12, 2019
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Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.
Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend
by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021
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Calico jack

This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere
Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight

Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.

Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
by Bob Saget February 14, 2017
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Jack Jakub

God, that guy is such a fucking normie, you could call him Jack Jakub
by Rkahler7 May 8, 2018
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Jack Woltz

Who Invests heavy money for a girls ass and lost it to some one has sweet voice and got his horse killed by Don Corleone.
A : you will not get that part of Play

B : Don't get Jack Woltz on me, I'll kill your horse and put in your bed.
by Tony mantona April 20, 2009
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Party Jack

When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.
Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. No Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.
by Incaico December 5, 2013
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