(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber
*note*
to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation
EX. 1
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?
Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack
EX. 2
Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight
Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me
by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011
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by HuxChrist June 12, 2019
Get the Jack Cristy mug.When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.
by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021
Get the Union-Jacked mug.This wonder full but dirt cheap rum will make you get so fucked up you will get naked and fuck a coconut but not on a beach, in the grocery store you bought it at in bum fuck nowhere
Person 1: hey let's drink calico jack tonight
Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.
Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
Person 2: ok how about we just drink are own piss that will be better.
Person 1: don't worry after we finish the bottle we will be drinking our own piss
by Bob Saget February 14, 2017
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Get the Jack Jakub mug.Who Invests heavy money for a girls ass and lost it to some one has sweet voice and got his horse killed by Don Corleone.
A : you will not get that part of Play
B : Don't get Jack Woltz on me, I'll kill your horse and put in your bed.
B : Don't get Jack Woltz on me, I'll kill your horse and put in your bed.
by Tony mantona April 20, 2009
Get the Jack Woltz mug.When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.
Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. No Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.
by Incaico December 5, 2013
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