Bag sub

A typically used word when your mate gets pissed and drunk texts you without giving any context at all. This word means absolutely nothing besides a drunk idiot trying to spell.

Eg: ‘I love you’ .... ‘bag sub’

by Crusty finger February 15, 2020

Bag Check

when a man manually assesses the adequacy of his manhood before he makes a life altering decision.

"F'n A man, you better do a bag check before you decide to jump out of this plane."

by Bouwerij_Jongen September 19, 2016

Sluz Bag

A Person That Isn't A Skank, Slut Or Whore But Is Acting Like One.

Wow Rachel You Are Being Such A Sluz Bag Right Now

by Magic Hands May 10, 2011

black bagged

When your live in girlfriend or worse, Wife gets into a fury and puts your stuff in bin bags by the door ..Basically trying to kick you out.

Jeez, Arlo messaged another woman on insta saying she looked ''Sexy '' and his missus saw, went apeshit and cleared out all his stuff...Black bagged.

Bloody hell, Marco has been Black bagged as his girlfriend set up a fake profile using her friend's pics and he fell for it.

She tried changing the locks, but in UK you can't legally do that if both names on the mortgage/rentbook.

by Oakbark October 30, 2020

ball-bagged

means very very drunk.

Royal Navy origins.

I am absolutely ball-bagged!

by navy wag October 14, 2008

sponge bag

A small bag to carry sponges used during Roman times to cleanse after clearing bowels. Sometimes sponge would be mounted on a stick. Giving us the term "The shitty end of the stick" if the user grabbed the wrong end when reaching into the sponge bag
"Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag"

Brutus grabbed the shitty end of the stick by mistake when reaching into his sponge bag

by Jiz Royale 17 August 21, 2016

J Bag

A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.

Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"

by H4133M April 22, 2020