Willy Head

1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.

(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.

by worriedsmiley.com July 4, 2011

bruce willis

The coolest man ever, known for his toughness and baldness.

Also used for threatning.

Imma pull a Bruce Willis on yo' fat ass!!!!

by Aaron Olson January 6, 2009

willy nilly

Without consideration, an inconsiderate action.

"You can't just invade a country willy nilly"

by Kambo July 15, 2006

The Wicked Willy

Ass to Ear

Can you please get me an extra large Q-tip as I have just been given The Wicked Willy.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Willie McGinest

#55 Outside linebacker for the Cleveland Browns, won 3 Super Bowl Rings with the New England Patriots, was the original 3-4 defensive end/linebacker. All-time Postseason sack leader. Native to the city of Long Beach, California, friends and classmate of Snoop Dogg, Warren G, Nate Dogg at Long Beach Polytechnic High School, recieved a football scholorship to USC, then was drafted #4 overall by the New England Patriots in the 1994 draft.

Wow, is Willie McGinest going to blitz or drop back and cover?

by sonokibono March 30, 2007

willy schubble

its the sticky stuff that comes out of a penis, always seems to happen when its having a good time.

the lil guy got a bit to excited last night, now im left to clean up the willy schubble.

by kevin barry July 2, 2006

Willy Whisper

Willy Whisper is the art of having a tug on your cock whilst in bed next to your sleeping partner, without waking them up.
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A 'Willy Whisper' is having a cheeky tug on your willy in bed, whilst your girlfriend is asleep next to you. With the aim to ejaculate and not wake your partner

'My girlfriend passed out last night so I ended up having a Willy Whisper instead'

by MonsterOfCookie April 6, 2010