Thot Thumbs

having red fingers from constantly eating flaming hots.

She came in for a job interview with thot thumbs. She definitely will not be hired.

by ASChicagoan May 14, 2015

thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

thumb blitz

When you create multiple screen names for a message board for the purpose of giving your own comments a bunch of thumbs up and/or giving massive thumbs down to someone you disagree with.

I'll teach this troll to be wrong on the internet! Here comes a thumb blitz, mutha fucka!

by The Master of Expertise February 20, 2013

thumbs up

MF misses kate so much

*holds a thumbs up* (mf loves kate so much)

by 1000/10 July 4, 2022

Flying thumbs

Commonly referring to a hitchhiker using their thumb

I'm an official flying thumbs. An underground group of hitch hikers.

by Tired Today March 21, 2016

Scratch Thumb

When your thumb is sore from scratching lottery tickets.

“Evan is such white trash, dude has scratch thumb from spending his paycheques on scratch’em tickets.”

by ENORMP April 16, 2021

Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014