Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.
Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"
by Alfredo666 November 23, 2017
Get the Smug Bastardmug. by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021
Get the park a bastardmug. A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.
I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!
by R A W October 7, 2007
Get the skinny bastardmug. My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.
by Heather Can March 1, 2009
Get the bastard assmug. by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010
Get the bastard housemug. a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.
by elmo the super boyfriend May 30, 2010
Get the little bastardmug. by TJ98 August 1, 2015
Get the Snide Bastardmug.