dick in a bottle

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

by D-Soul January 8, 2012

Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

by dr slang September 4, 2012

Bottle Buck

The act of committing sexual acts in public

That man is going to pull a bottle buck with his feet.

by Billyblown February 20, 2018

Bottle-Dotle

A baby's bottle containing milk. The utterance of a baby who attempts to say "baby bottle".

Mama I want my Bottle-Dotle!

by Mr. Buttmasterson April 17, 2013

Bottle of scratch

Any bottle of liquor of wine you plan on getting messed up on.

Guys let's pick up a bottle of scratch on the way home and get wasted.

by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011

Bottle-blasting

The act of vigorously inserting a bottle of any kind into a someone’s vagina or anus

Sam and Ben were totally bottle-blasting last night!

by Luc95 November 14, 2018

ketchup bottled

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

by JandE August 5, 2008