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Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.
At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!
by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021
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Wine sex

Slowly getting drunk but still no joy
She’s getting wine drunk but won’t suck my cock or have wine sex
by Whitelines84 October 26, 2018
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Brim wine

Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.
by Drew Wajer November 30, 2021
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Wine Mistake

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine
“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake
by Tillytonks April 15, 2023
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wine order

White before red, take me to bed; red before white, you’ll be alright
His headache was amplified and eyelids shuttered after two-fisting different wines… know your wine order
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wine trek

the act of imbibing large amounts of wine while watching hours upon hours of Star Trek
"Do you want to go out to the bars tonight?"

"No I'm feeling like an alchie nerd, I think I'm going to go home and go on a wicked wine trek"
by UltimateWineTrekker August 25, 2013
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Thumbquat Wine

A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!
Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!
by LMROBS September 4, 2021
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