A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.
by fatland September 15, 2010
Essentially a reverse rusty trombone, an angel's trumpet is performed by giving a blow job while inserting a thumb in the receiving party's anus.
Sarah wanted to give me a rusty trombone, but I said fuck the hand job, play the angel's trumpet baby.
by The Receiving Party January 30, 2014
After hearing your thoughts on the matter, it's clear that you're nothing more than an ass trumpeter.
by dj power punch October 17, 2020
After sex or masturbation when your penis is covered in dried semen and then you achieve another erection.
I passed out after jerking myself off to the JC Penny catalog and woke find myself staring at the lingerie section and got a krispy trumpet.
by Krispy trumpet February 02, 2020
Term used to describe the anus on a hot day or if one is feeling hot due to exersise, a hot meal or hangover. Other variations on the cause of sweat can also apply.
After a particluarly strong curry the night before it took all of my will power not to blow my sweaty trumpet in front of her parents.
by The Gerk July 13, 2010
by LauNyanTaco April 21, 2022
The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.
by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017