Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert goes into a nearby forest to urinate and happens to get secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf on her whispering eye while in the process

The Toby Keith concert was outstanding exept for Kaylee because she got a bad case of Poison Ivy Vag.

by Country Ticket Holder March 17, 2014

Poison Ivy Vag

When a intoxicated female at a summer country concert takes a trip into the nearby woods to tinkle and is interrupted by secreted irritant oil from a poison ivy leaf touching her labia.

The Toby Keith concert was great but Kaylee got Poison Ivy Vag. It's not stopping me though, I have a poison ivy fetish.

by A Concerned individual March 20, 2014

pre-sun poisoning

The dreadful feeling one gets when having to get up before the sun comes up.

She had to get up at 4:30 this morning to get ready for work. She wanted nothing more than to go back to bed. She was suffering from pre-sun poisoning.

Having to get up before the sun because of daylight savings time gave him pre-sun poisoning.

by PinkOrchid September 5, 2010

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

poisonous creeper

someone that is really weird

Kodi and Raven are Poisonous Creepers

by kodi222 April 9, 2008

What's Your Poison?

An awesome podcast that talks about anything that makes people uncomfortable. Like awkward sex, brutal crimes, and anything taboo, all while drinking some sort of appropriate alcohol. Booze & Taboos.

-Have you heard the new episode of 'What's Your Poison?'
-No, why?
-She had to explain fisting to her grandmother!

by Moxology September 23, 2019

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021