Human 1: Hey bro, Knock Knock!
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM
Human 2: Who's there?
Human 1: Lion
Human 2: Lion who?
Human 1: LION DEEZ NUTS HA GOTTEM
by Twitteruserscant_takeajoke April 17, 2022
Get the Lion deezmug. Ghetto Lion is another word for Dog in a impoverished, neglected, or otherwise disadvantaged residential area of a city, usually troubled by a disproportionately large amount of crime. Junk yard dog = Getto Lion. Often a term used by law enforcement and firefighters for barking and nipping dogs in the hood.. Usally a PittBull or agressive breed but can be any dog.
The drug dealers in the crack house were tipped off to the police presence due to the barking ghetto lions. I was taking a stroll in the hood and got bit by a a Ghetto lion. I responded to a ambulance call but couldn't get to the patient because a Ghetto lion was barking and nipping at me.
by Keywestaero October 28, 2013
Get the Ghetto lionmug. When fingering a woman on her period, taking your finger out and smearing her own blood on her forehead; then picking her up and telling her everywhere the light touches is her kingdom.
The lion kinging after foreplay gave her a feeling of royalty.
“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”
“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”
“How did the date go last night? Did he make you feel like a princess?”
“No... he turned me into a king...
Lion kinging”
“My coworker noticed my hickey, but I noticed her forehead after a night of lion kinging”
by Tigerqueen69 April 5, 2021
Get the Lion Kingingmug. by Just a passing by SSRB September 17, 2021
Get the La Lionmug. by Befree420 September 1, 2018
Get the sun lionmug. by Random stuff bruh February 5, 2021
Get the Detroit lionsmug. A title held by a man who has a voice so low, soothing, and powerful (and at times monotone) that you are not able to hear the words being spoken over the sound of car's engine or loud music; however, the sound of the man's voice alone is still somehow pleasurable enough to the ear to arouse conversation and physical stimulation, as well as create a sense of comfort in those present.
*The Velvet Lion arrives at a party*
Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!
*loud music*
VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!
Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.
VL: Hmmmrrghh.
Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.
Guy 1: Hey dude what's up?!
*loud music*
VL: Hey...MmmRrrrgrrrAhh!
Guy 1: Hehe...uhh yeah man okay... I'll get you a beer and you can tell me all about it.
VL: Hmmmrrghh.
Random Girl: I don't know what just happened but I felt the walls shake and now I need to change my underwear.
by GoatTeaAye December 18, 2012
Get the The Velvet Lionmug.