alaskan shotgun

Putting your penis in someone’s nose.

I just gave that thot over there an Alaskan shotgun

by Kenshin301 November 17, 2017

Alaskan assline

Is where you fart into a christmas wrapping paper tube and blow it into your partners face.

(Dan jones)

Hey man what did you do last night

Guy: blew my ole lady a kiss with the Alaskan assline.

by Dan the mountain man September 28, 2018

Alaskan ChocolateShake

The act of shitting is someone’s mouth and then peeing and or squirting in the mouth to make the shit more runny and then finally sticking a straw and drinking the Chocolate Shake you have created.

Hey Vanessa! Can I make an Alaskan ChocolateShake? They taste like heaven on earth!

by YourBigDaddy69 January 21, 2021

Alaskan Sprinkler

When you fuck your girlfriend so hard that she squirts and you pull out and run under it like a sprinkler

Yesterday I just did the Alaskan sprinkler with my girlfriend

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.

my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.

by Notspenc November 27, 2018

Alaskan 40oz

When someone drinking a cold 40oz and starts a racist rant about jews and black people.

I was drinking 40's with Tom last night and when we were talking about social justice he started going off on an Alaskan 40oz. I didn't know he was such a bigot.

by Frosty Degen December 30, 2022

Alaskan Freefall

The act of ejaculating off a tall building's balcony during extremely cold weather, resulting in your semen freezing before it reaches the ground.

I thought it was raining cum until I looked up towards a building and I saw Jackson doing an Alaskan Freefall

by The Definition G November 27, 2017