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shit tracking

Going off road in very muddy areas, and driving fast through all the dirt and mud to have fun and a good time with friends whilst listening to very loud music, usually in land rovers, and often done in the Falkland Islands
Hey guys lets grab a case of beer and go shit tracking tonight
by FIbenny123 April 4, 2015
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Track tool

noun
1. A POS that has to have a screen from the DIY store, but can also not have one at all. A 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 has a "soul" as it is from a legacy brand living off its 100 year "history".
"Nils wants to own a track tool as a weekend car, even though he soon realises his FWD EV shitbox is more enjoyable than his dream ferrari gelato"
by TeslaFanboi123 February 17, 2021
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Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint
by Kallen89 April 20, 2017
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Super Track

A phrase that best describes when a new hip-hop/rap song is released, or remixed and has 3 or more well known artist on the track who are just straight killing that shit.
"Have you heard Kesha's Sleazy 2.0 Remix? It has Wiz Khalifa, Andre 3000, TI, and Lil Wayne and they all pretty much murdered it; I believe that's classifiable as a Super Track my friend."
by KidNimbus March 13, 2012
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poo tracks

a large thick skid mark of poo, left in pants if ass your buttock isnt wiped properly. other names: a chorno, skiddies
dude look at this guys pants it has chorno's!!, he has poo tracks
by BigBadLee March 31, 2009
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happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...
Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night
by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019
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track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.
When she's on her period, stick it in track two.
by freehawk January 20, 2015
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