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Porcelain Painting

The process of having a bowel movement and inadvertently staining the side of the bowl.
I will be back in about 10 minutes, I need to go do some porcelain painting.
by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011
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builders paint

Davor wasn't a painter or decorator but is always covered in builders paint
by stusx10 January 11, 2018
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paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
by IfixYourass August 4, 2017
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Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety
Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!
by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018
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paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.
“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”
by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018
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Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)
Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!
by Lucemans May 27, 2020
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Painting the shop

Licking the dried remains of crusty shit from someones asshole.
Tom Cruise: I cannot believe how drunk I was last night, I think was painting the shop with someone!

Katy Perry: My favourite things in life are sex and getting my shop painted.
by Fistinator October 14, 2010
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