dead text

a text that has nothing you can reply to or ends a conversation.

guy 1: wats up
guy 2: nothin. u?
guy 1: nothin
guy 2: cool
guy 1: ok
guy 2: dude thats a dead text

by twitchykid123 December 13, 2010

Text Spamming

A text sent to mulitiple contacts or possibly all contacts on your phone informing them of trivial and pointless minutiae of the day. Synonymous with phone whores.

God dammit Marrissa has been text spamming us again

by taking_back_bunny September 18, 2010

Gibberish Text

A text message in which gibberish is used to express humor, frustration, or anger at a situation and when real words do not suffice. A gibberish text can also be sent merely to feel connected with someone, but in actuality there is nothing to say.

Jake just sent me a Gibberish Text, he says "puhchwhotincy cun yut tolo hoy".

by alexander burns September 12, 2009

Freudian text

When you accidently text somthing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ("dynamically repressed") wish, conflict, or train of thought. The concept is thus part of classical psychoanalysis by Sigmund Freud. Autotext can sometimes accidently insert your subconscious thought.

Normally, you would text, "I would love to see you." A Freudian text would instead text "I would love to sex you"

by mayhemdavis October 19, 2010

text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016

tickle texting

flirtatious interactions that occur via text message, not to be confused with sexting

I was tickle texting with jake last night.

by Moira peterson June 14, 2010

text that thought

Similar to Hold That Thought, when a conversation is taking place in person and one conversant must separate from the other, however, instead of a conversation being postponed until a later time, the conversation is continued via SMS.

Conversant A: "So Joey turned to Mary and said..."
Conversant B: "Yeah yeah, text that thought, time for work!"

by dexi April 21, 2010