storm snakes

1. Scum who loot homes and businesses before, during, and after major storms and disasters.

2. Scammers who cheat people on home repairs after such disasters.

Don't worry about being shot by the National Guard if you're caught looting. The neighborhood watch committee is much more likely to blow you away if you're caught on my street, storm snakes!!!

In Texas, you get a $50 bounty for drilling a storm snake.

by pellygirl October 29, 2012

blow storm

when multiple men or women fight each other for a blow job becomes a blow storm

Rachel and bonnie were fighting over who should suck freddy's dick becoming a blow storm

by Daspooks September 28, 2015

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Electrical Storm

Basically your normal thunderstorm but on crack. These are the kind of thunderstorms that create A LOT of lightning due to more negitive, and positive charges in the air. The thunder in these storms are also very loud, so loud it will scare the shit out of you every time it thunders. If a Lightning bolt were to hit your house, anything not plugged into a surge protector would be fucked.

*Idiot dude standing outside while there is a gigantic storm over his head*
Me: * You idiot! Thats an Electrical Storm. Get your ass inside now!*
Idiot Dude *whuua-* Lightning comes down and kills his ass.
Me *Welp, I tried.*

by rap music is shit April 28, 2020

Snow Storming

When a white person acts irrational and illogical and shows their ignorance. Usually saying racist things and blaming their failures as a human being on everyone else but themselves.

Generally an emotional outburst, typically beginning with "I would like to speak to the manager"

White woman: "I would like to speak to the manager, I have never been treated so poorly in my life. I'm going to sue you and everyone here."

Black person 1 whispering to black person 2: "oh here we go, this bitch is about to start snow storming"

by mr. mike March 28, 2017

Justin Storming

When Hasbro won't give you your life's desire of plastic figures so you blame everybody else of being in on the conspiracy, attempt to ruin their day but instead create comical situations for all involved except yourself.

Have you seen that guy's rant after Hasbro cancelled his order? He's totally Justin Storming!

by Majestyzx October 29, 2020

Raspberry Storm

An alcoholic drink that contains Raspberry smirnoff and vanilla milkshake. And voila! A raspberry storm!

Raspberry Storm was created by my friend who is awesome!

by Blue penguin July 10, 2009