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jorge is a bitch 🥳.
Jorge by addie :) December 21, 2019
A total ass who nobody should date. He cheats and then lies about it. He also will try to have sex with your best friend's little sister.
Friend: Jorge just asked me if I wanted to have sex with him
Friend2: What I'm dating Jorge
Jorge by Kms262649 May 29, 2017

Jurgensen 

Someone who kills computers in cisco class because of downloading porn. Someone that is a Jurgensen also hates Bill Gates and jerks it to Steve Jobs because he made the iPhone.
Guy 1: "Dude did you see that guy?

Guy 2: "Holy shit man he killed a computer in cisco class...wow.

Guy 1: "He must be a Jurgensen."
Jurgensen by Halpert.uk March 4, 2010
-often, a plastic surgeon.

-an old man who married a fashionable,hip, fat 40 year old woman.
-likes to play golf
-has a bad temper
-lectures people everyday about ANYTHING. mostly about weight,education and money
person 1: hey, you know there's this new guy in my neighborhood, he married this younger woman and keeps on insulting me!
person 2: oh, he must be a Jorge!
Jorge by A.I.N. July 26, 2009

jorge canales 

a nice guy that is kool to hang out with and is very good at football and b ball and good with the chiks
just like his dad and his whole family
jorge canales by jorge February 26, 2005

[Ana Jorgensen] 

THE most gorgeous, trustworthy, funny, amazing big blued eyed lady I have ever met. There's no one like her.

Anyone who walks over two miles through a storm to come sneak into your house in the middle of the night is worthy of best friend-ship. I'd do anything for this girl. We are not allowed to hang out. So we do it in secret; Shhhhh. I don't get to see her very often, but when I do, it makes me the happiest girl alive.
Ana Jorgensen, will you pretty pretty PRETTY goddamn please be my wifey?