Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021

Missionary Pat

A guy who is too scared to do back shots. Commonly found saying zoot and dude no way.

Damn Missionary Pat is being a bitch

by TMontana January 30, 2021

Power of the Pat

The unexplainable phenomenon of which all women are relentlessly attracted to one man. Particularly of the Kauffman household ,a.k.a Uncle Swag, a.k.a grammar police, to which the power originated

That women would not leave me alone because the Power of the Pat courses through my veins

by Oldbay snorter September 7, 2023

pat phelan

A man whose kids are Mia ,Lucy Danny and fletcher phelan. Mia and Lucy are reallyyy funny

and Danny and flethcer sit in the bins

Sees two boys sat in the bins :” that must be pat phelans kids cos there in a bin

by Danny Jeffries February 13, 2018

Pat a Mat

Popular Czech cartoon of two guys(Pat and Mat) that try to overcome problems with slavic engineering.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Pat a Mat the movie?
Guy 2: Yeah it was really good!

by im never gonna use this July 13, 2022

Pat Fazly

The act of banging a chick while she takes it anal from a unicorn horn (either real or figurine).

Oh man, you gave her the ole Pat Fazly!

by Pat Fazly October 11, 2022

Fuckin' Pat

An overall dawg. May have some downers, but overall is living the life.

Bro its fuckin' pat bro

by Lil Dander February 13, 2023