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When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver
Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver
by kashimofeetlicker November 3, 2025
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National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife
Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!
by Jason.. May 9, 2022
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fuck with your parents day

do whatever you want that your parents don't like
e.g. drink coffee, wear clothes they don't like, buy something you've been wanting to for ages
Me: Karen, it's fuck with your parents day, what are you going to do?
Karen: not talk with the manager >:c
by arakana January 12, 2021
mugGet the fuck with your parents daymug.

National fuck your crush day

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure
by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021
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National fuck your best friend day

September 22nd is now national fuck your best friend day You can go up to a friend and ask do they wanna fuck or something
National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs
by mha characters are hot September 15, 2021
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National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day

Got a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Fuck them on this very special day!
Person 1:Hey dude guess what.

Person 2:What?

Person 1:It's National Fuck Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Day
by gwagwazk October 31, 2022
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Whatever fucks your butt

An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".
A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…
by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025
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