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Jason

Jason is a notorious pedo who likes to rape little kids in a van and take them to the basement to torture with his small and wide chode. He drives a white van around then lures kids into the van. He is also autistic and gay af.
DID YOU HEAR JASON FUCKED HIS TWO YEAR OLD DAUGHTER
REALLY?
YEAH AND THEN SHE DIED SO F
This is just a joke pls don't hate
by Creme le penis December 17, 2019
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jason

you're jason, kill yourself
by cockdaddy October 20, 2016
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Jason

Jason loves Taylorrrr
by hoolagirl June 26, 2010
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Jason

by KillemallK540 July 5, 2017
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jason

- someone who knows nuthin
- a marklar
- has gremlins
- a berkelite
- a jive turkey
- that guy is a jason
- you really jasoned that
by fakefakefake August 10, 2009
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Jason

You may think Jason is charming and handsome, but you’re wrong! Jason is an asshole. A total psychopath. He is a mysterious guy but not in a good way. They tend to cheat on their partners. They are mentally and physically abusive. Often put up a front whether it’s “strong” or “intelligent.” Will ruin your family and/or friendships. Over dramatic. His way or the highway! Breaks the rules/laws to get his way. Unliked by all and knows it. Also secretly gay.
Jason is a prick.
by BigSexy_Bunny October 16, 2018
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Jason

Jason is a complete idiot with no place in this world he is fat and never changes his clothes
Maria:eew Jason is ugly and fat
Diane: I agree
by Twenty-one-ubers May 15, 2019
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