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Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.
We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.
by dr slang September 4, 2012
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Bottle Buck

That man is going to pull a bottle buck with his feet.
by Billyblown February 20, 2018
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Bottle Burn

When drinking from a 2 liter or similar heavy bottle more than once, leaving a mark on your finger from the lifting up motion eventually staying there for a period of time like rope burn.
John drinks out of 2 liter bottles so much he gave himself bottle burn on his finger.
by Sen4lifE April 13, 2010
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Bottle Ho

We popped bottles at the club and soon enough we were surrounded by bottle hos.
by Spider99 August 20, 2012
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trunk bottle

A bottle of liquor that is kept in the trunk of your vehicle in case of drinking emergencies.
Trunk bottle is necessary when drinks are too expensive at a bar you can take shots (or make your current drink stronger) out of the back of your car, and only have to purchase like 1 drink.
by Foxylady April 6, 2014
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Bottle Shot

The instance where someone is drinking straight from the bottle, usually alcohol based.
"Dude, I was bottle shotting some Jack Daniels last night, I was f*cked by 8 am."
by lozeyourmind October 21, 2013
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Mr. Bottles

A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.
"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"

"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009
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