Ancient penis

A very old and smelly penis

Hey Grandpa you have an Ancient penis

by KaiTheCrusader June 24, 2022

nature penis

A penis in which case looks rather small when flaccid but very large when erected

Hey bro I have a nature penis it sucks tho because the ladies think it's small and I have to tell them it gets a lot bigger ugh why do I have to have a nature penis fuck

by Ba timeouts April 30, 2016

penis cummer

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick

jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

Brocks Penis

Fucking miniscule

Brocks penis is so small you need a microscope to see it

by Blazikensepukku November 15, 2018

max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

cades penis

Pringle’s can.

“Have you heard how big cades penis is?” Yea molly, I took that whole Pringle’s Can last night.”

by Cadea6703 August 3, 2019