friends that fuck

A friend with which you occasionaly engage in sexual activity ranging from mutual masterbation to oral sex to intercourse. A true "FTF" relationship seldom involves kissing. If your kissing, its probably more than just a friend.

by David Inside Intel May 7, 2003

fuck Q

1. an expression used when you are annoyed with someone, but don't want to offend them too badly. Generally used with an acquaintance.

2.hating the letter Q

Person 1: I'm sorry, but you're wrong
Person 2: No, I'm not, I'm right, YOU'RE wrong.
Person 1: Well. I'm sorry you feel that way. However, I'm still right.
Person 2: ........Grrr.....FUCK Q.

You know what? it's the worst letter. it really sucks. Fuck it. FUCK Q.

by grassberryandkimbo January 26, 2009

fucking the dog

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006

fucking ridiculous

adj. - Unbelievable. Often used to describe that which is beyond the scope of human comparison.

1: I think they should have named that biography "Lance Armstrong: Fucking Ridiculous."
2: No shit. You know who else is fucking ridiculous? Carl Johnson (of San Andreas fame).

by Irrelevant March 14, 2005

fucking superman

An insane clone of superman with testosterone for blood, who flies through the air throwing pelvic thrusts and dry humping anything that gets in his way. The raw force of his flying leaps can smash most supervillains at the molecular level. Fucking Superman does not dicriminate between man, woman, animal, or inanimate object. He cannot be stopped by conventional weapons, but he can be rendered helpless if the source of his power comes into contact with latex. He is considered to be several times stronger than the normal superman.

If Fucking Superman can't pound his way through it, Superman wouldn't stand a chance!

by The Cuthbert Gobblecock Literary Fund of America February 18, 2004

Quick-Fuck

A fast and short session of intercourse usually done in public places.

Ryan- Yo dude me and Meredith are gonna toke up in the bathroom than catch a Quick-Fuck in the chorus room before class.

Gino- Alright man, do me a favor and jizz all over the teachers chair

by ryanhallbud343434343434 November 10, 2010

poor as fuck

The state of having so little money that you don't even live paycheck to paycheck; you live paycheck to a week before the next paycheck.

Also defined as completely not having enough money to pay necessary bills, yet being very much employed.

"Oh hey there! Yeah, sorry I couldn't make it to lunch the other day. Had to donate plasma again to pay my phone bill...and get gas. Had just enough left over to get two McChickens! Two!!"
This bitch is poor as fuck.

by Skittles24 May 8, 2016