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monkey punch

Grabbing a girls long hair from behind, pulling it back quickly and punching her in the back of the head. Then doing it again and again and again... (I.e. rubber punching ball on a string)
John gave Mary a good monkey punch for giving him skeloton dick.
by dirtyjohnnyfurburger August 8, 2012
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Junkie Monkey

Junkie Monkey is a term used for fat, ugly rock-stars who are addicted to crack. And also man crack.
Casey Chaos from Amen is a f*ing Junkie Monkey..
by PsychoMamma April 21, 2004
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monkey rape

when a person (usually of great martial arts ability) hugs his legs around another person and repetedly punches thier head until great injury occurs.
Jack: Hey! Did you guys see the way that guy monkey raped the other guy durring that awesome fight scene?!
Sam: Yeah! It was totally awesome!
by --Sen November 8, 2008
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ice monkey

Dipping your passed out friend's penis in a bowl of ice or ice cream
We gave Matt an ice monkey last night.
by Brian Dempsey November 7, 2007
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the new monkey

The latest internet craze.

Taking from "the new black," (a phrase originally meaning "the latest, hottest trend in fashion"), the new monkey works on the idea that for several years now monkeys have pervaded every corner of the internet--as mascot, icon, part of a slogan, or in some other aspect.

"The new monkey," therefore, would be the next big thing.

Usage note: "The new monkey" refers to things that are in some way parallel to monkeys. Thus, bananaphones could be "the new monkey," but the bananaphone flash movie could not.

For this reason (lack of a parallel), All Your Base is not the new monkey. Neither are monkeys the new AYB. (I suppose it could be argued that the Banaphone flash movie is the new AYB, but we all know that's simply not the case.)
Pete: Wow, would you look at this site? Looks like ninjas are the new monkey.
Erik: What? No way, dude. Pirates are the new monkey.
by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005
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jade monkey

A mystical creature that was created out of stupid drunkety talk, that possesses extreme powers when armed with the jade stone.
I've searched all of Mingara and can't find the Jade Monkey. It might be at the Burma servo
by sarahjames August 5, 2006
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Monkey-Punch

When a guy is doing a chick from behind and pooping at the same time and flinging the poop.
Some guy was monkey-punching that chick. There was poo flung everywhere.
by John Barleycorne December 2, 2010
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