one hand clapping

The sound of one hand clapping is the sound of one hand closing quickly.

The sound of one hand clapping is supposed to be a question with no answer. It is a clasic Zen koan given to students to aid in enlightenment by leading the mind into a cul-de-sac with no way out but enlightenment. How enlightened could the person who came up with this koan be, considering it has such an obvious and simple answer?

by fred ressler August 20, 2007

One Shoe Cocksucker

A person who when chasing down a Russian interior decorator loses one of their shoes in the snow.

Christopher Moltisanti: I'll leave you here you one shoe cocksucker!

by NewJerseyBoy August 14, 2010

ones noogs

a word used in many different ways, only meaning something to those who are game. This word may be highly difficult to understand for those who are not game.

Billy Bo: "hey jimmy! can i get a ones noogs?"
Jimmy: "Ones noogs!"

2nd example:

Frank: "hey Big D pass that chicken ones noogs"
Big D: "well a shmyes ones noogs"

by shaftlong August 2, 2004

One-Night Stand

A One-Night Stand is where two consenting adults who are mutually horny agree to engage in coitus. One-Night Stands are only defined as such when the tryst lasts ONE night...no repeats! (otherwise we have casual sex). One-Nights Stands typically involve sprucing up, clubs/bars, copious amounts of liquor, great sex without small-talk, and driving away or leaving after sex.

Woman: "Want to head to my place?"
Man: "Sure, not looking for anything serious right now, just a One-Night Stand."
(great sex follows arriving at his/her place, girl or guy gets up to get dressed.)
Man/Woman: "Have a great night."
Man/Woman Reply: "You too."
(get in car and go home.)

by Medder89' January 1, 2012

One Horsed Pony

When a man puts his foot and leg until his knee up his partners vagina. Very advanced sex position not to be attempted by beginners.

"hey sweetie, do you want to do the one horsed pony tonight?"
"Are you crazy??!!!???"

by Timothey December 22, 2020

one eyed jack

A one-eyed jack is, in a standard deck of cards, the Jack of Spades or the Jack of Hearts, both of which are seen in profile (and thus only one eye is seen).

My pair of one eyed jacks blew away her pair of eights

by socioclast83 October 25, 2008

One-Hit-Wonder

One who, when smoking out with friends is usually the first to get high, usually off of his or her very first hit off of the bong, pipe, joint, etc.

That Johny's always the first of us to get blown and act all stupid. He's a one-hit-wonder.

by nicky v. June 26, 2006