Guff Cock

When you are spooning your girlfriend and they fart in your groin area

"Last night I was spooning Wendy, woke up in the morning and had guff cock"

by mouldy scab November 7, 2016

Cock Snot

Forceful ejaculation equivalent to that of a sneeze.

My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didn’t even say “bless you”.

by Kelly the Queef Chief July 13, 2019

cock foggler

1. one who performs an action similar to fogging one’s glasses or polishing an apple on the male genitalia

2. used as an insult towards someone who is stupid or annoying

That dude is a real cock foggler.

by Richard D. Foggsworth January 15, 2022

cock outlet

A person ready to take penises in every orafice at a moments notice.

He is well known for getting rammed in all holes and that’s why everyone calls him a cock outlet.

by caslopous February 12, 2019

Cock block

Some one ain't gonna get the d

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.

by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014

Cock-coffin

Someone who is so rude/disgusting/pigheaded that no one sane could possibly want to have sex with them. Therefore if anyone were to date them they would be "laying their sex life to rest"

Man Jerry thinks women owe it to him to have sex with them. Hes such a cock-coffin.

Or

Alice is racist. She is such a cock-coffin

by Misunderstoodsnowflakes December 8, 2019

snotty cock

A snotty cock is when the male blows his load into the females mouth and then the load comes out her nose and onto the males cock

Denise gave me a snotty cock last night

by Snottycocklover69 March 28, 2023